Why Women Do What They Do

I found this piece of useful trash from Malaysian Today.

Women are cimpliceated creatures, at least that's what guys say. We never say what we mean. We are mysterious, we get emotional over the slightest things and we're also unreasonable. Well maybe if you guys try and understand women better, you'll find that we're not that difficult after all!

Mysterious Girl
First of all, we're not at all mysterious. It's just that we give you guys maybe too much credit. You see, we don't feel the need to spell everything out as we think that you're smart enough to know what to do and what not to do, or when to do it or even how to do it. Actually this little problem could be our fault. We should not take for granted that you knwo all that and we should spell it out for you; but that just brings us to the next problem.

Nitty Gritty
Women are too detailed and treat man like they are idiots...well! This if definitely not our fault. You see, we figure that by being detailed then the chances of things getting screwed up is minimised; at least that's the logic behind it. But guys tend to think that they know better and don't feel the need to pay attention or write down any things inevitably, things get messed up. And then the woman get irritated which brings us to the nex point.

Nag Nag Nag!
If you do things right, of course we'd get annoyed and of course we'd express that annoyance. You see, we need to tell you why we're irritated so that you won't repeat the same mistakes although of course you don't listen so we get tired of wasting our breaths.

The Silent Treatment
Because you guys don't listen when we express ourselves, we sometimes decide that it's just easier to not say anything. So we keep our thoughts to ourselves and pretend that everything is fine; to which you guys would complain that we never express ourselves.. sigh

Breaking point
Yes, we do get emotional sometimes but it's not over tiny details. It may seem like it but it's just because you've screwed so many things up and we've been hlding it all in (because you don't listen!) that the smallest mistakes can cause an emotional outpouring. Of couse, not all guys know how to handle this and would just condescendingly credit the emotional breakdown to 'the time of the month'. Listen up guys, we may get a little hormonal but trust me when I say that you would most probably have a lot to do with why she's ranting and raving!

Guys, instead of lamenting on how you will never understand women and making it a topic for bonding with other men, try listening and paying attention to the females in your lives. You may discover that it's not such a hardship after all trying grasp the ways of the female psyche. Or you could just go on being ignorant and receiving the treatments listed above. Somehow I think I know which one would be the more popular choice.