Monday, December 1, 2008

Story of the 2 Banana Hunters

In a not faraway land called Nilai, there lived two pathetic guys called X and Y.

After a workout in the gymnasium, X decided to go hunt for bananas.

On his way out, he met Y and asked Y would like to join in his quest for bananas.

Y had nothing better to do, so Y tagged along.

Along the journey, Y was curious why X suddenly wanted bananas, so he asked X about it.

X gave a piece of nutritional facts on food.

One banana = one big bowl of rice ( meaninng lots of carbohydrates)

Y again was curious why X wanted carbohyrates. X said that he wanted to gain weight.

The quest for bananas continued.

X and Y finally reach a supermarket.

They found little fruits at the place. Only a couple of miserable apples and oranges.

X and Y moved on.

They went to the shops next door to find if they sell any bananas.

X and Y entered a mini market. No bananas found.

X and Y entered the shop nearby that sells stationery and some electrical stuff (mind you, there were no edible stuffs sold).

X asked the cashier if they sell any bananas
and Y giggled at the back realizing that X was 'asking a monk for a comb'.

Again, no sign of BANANAS!!!

X and Y embarked on their mobile and drove to another part of Nilai.

As they were driving slowly, searching the streets ( not for potential victims) for bananas.

To their dismay, all the fruits stalls they passed sell no bananas.

X was happy to find a pasar malam on its setting up.

Therefore they tried their luck there.

Outcome: They found langsat, mandarin oranges, apples, grapes, persimmon, pears, duku langsat, mangoes and many others fruits.. but still NO BANANAs!!!

X and Y were sad.

X did not give up, he said that justice must be done for the petrol that was wasted before this.

They continued on.

When they were passing some housing areads with some vacant land, they saw banana trees standing around with bunches of bananas.

Y asked why not they just go and get those.

It was a silly idea.

X saw another row of shophouses.

They decided to go in and have a look.

They found a fruit shop.

They were happy to find out that there were two bunches of bananas hung at the shop.

Finally they found BANANAS!!!

ALHAMDULILAH!!! PRAISE THE LORD!!! 感谢主!!!



The 6-inches-long yummy BANANAs!!!

8 comments:

The Tall Guy said...

WALAU-eh, find bananas also so cham! haha

5-inch-long milk drinker said...

Walau.. So fast you read my post alr.. LOL

karmen said...

sweat.. suddenly crave for bananas so much. I ask mum to buy for you lor.. crazy punya abang!

The Tall Guy said...

i'm very observant...haha, cheh...

SuE RaY said...

wahahaha..
all for bananas??
damn xder kerja 1 diz person..

can i have a banana??

Ken Wooi said...

lol what a story. =P

Pison The Great said...

*garu kepala*

and the moral of the story??? :P

jenneh said...

wah din know nilai so hard to find bananas. so u're x or y? hahaha.