In a not faraway land called Nilai, there lived two pathetic guys called X and Y.
After a workout in the gymnasium, X decided to go hunt for
bananas.
On his way out, he met Y and asked Y would like to join in his quest for
bananas.
Y had nothing better to do, so Y tagged along.
Along the journey, Y was curious why X suddenly wanted
bananas, so he asked X about it.
X gave a piece of nutritional facts on food.
One banana = one big bowl of rice ( meaninng lots of carbohydrates)Y again was curious why X wanted carbohyrates. X said that he wanted to gain weight.
The quest for
bananas continued.
X and Y finally reach a supermarket.
They found little fruits at the place. Only a couple of miserable apples and oranges.
X and Y moved on.
They went to the shops next door to find if they sell any
bananas.
X and Y entered a mini market. No
bananas found.
X and Y entered the shop nearby that sells stationery and some electrical stuff (mind you, there were no edible stuffs sold).
X asked the cashier if they sell any
bananas and Y giggled at the back realizing that X was 'asking a monk for a comb'.
Again, no sign of
BANANAS!!!
X and Y embarked on their mobile and drove to another part of Nilai.
As they were driving slowly, searching the streets ( not for potential victims) for
bananas.
To their dismay, all the fruits stalls they passed sell no
bananas.X was happy to find a pasar malam on its setting up.
Therefore they tried their luck there.
Outcome: They found langsat, mandarin oranges, apples, grapes, persimmon, pears, duku langsat, mangoes and many others fruits.. but still NO
BANANAs!!!
X and Y were sad.
X did not give up, he said that justice must be done for the petrol that was wasted before this.
They continued on.
When they were passing some housing areads with some vacant land, they saw
banana trees standing around with bunches of
bananas.
Y asked why not they just go and get those.
It was a silly idea.
X saw another row of shophouses.
They decided to go in and have a look.
They found a fruit shop.
They were happy to find out that there were two bunches of
bananas hung at the shop.
Finally they found
BANANAS!!!
ALHAMDULILAH!!! PRAISE THE LORD!!! 感谢主!!!

The
6-inches-long yummy BANANAs!!!